QUOTE (thatkhmerboiJIMMY @ May 27 2004, 09:18 PM)
why do yah associated being dark as ugly? Just wondering why?
its not dark people are lovely.
why did god say when he made the second dark person?
$hit burnt another one!
why did they invent white chocolate?
so you darkies could get dirty also.
a man walks into the shoe store and asks for the most expensive pair of shoes
the clarke says "we have some rare protected baby fur seal shoes only $1000"
" no way i want really expensive shoes the most rare" he insists.
the clarke beckons him to a dark room and says "please keep this quiet but since you are serious, here is a pair of......" *****he coughs nervously******* " baby human shoes ........ cost $1000000 ". the man is surprised and says " woah! thats a bit to much..."
the clarke retorts "ok ill give you a black pair for $15.
that joke is evil and not at all funny right
ok one more racsit joke
god is making the world. ark-angel gabriel appraoches and inquires "what are you doing oh god?
god replies im making this new planet which i will make my best work yet.
gabriel asks "how?"
"well says god i will make it a place of contrast.....one half will have light and one dark at the same time....there will be death and there will be life.....land and sea......mountains and valleys.............big and small......."
"ah i see says gabriel so there is a balance"
"exactly" says god
"but what are you working so hard on over in this area of the world says gabriel?"
"oh says god...thats europe...here the people will be great,powerful intelligent,good-hearted,co-operating, handsome and beautiful."
"what about the contrast ?" questioned gabriel
"wait till you see the wankers im putting next to them" god says.
ok im sorry and im bad and i am evil .
but you must forgive me please....please
i didnt laugh really.