or better yet.....send toki in w/ her lil switchblade

i'll have my bow ready

I think you cna buy a crossbow here in the summer fair every year.

the beggar does not deserve my sacred virgin body

I dont think he'd wanna do that with it anyway

aiya ni bi ni de cho zui ba! xiao xing wo sha le ni!

no fu-kin way!! I think that same guy was asking my friends and I for money like 2 years ago. We were all in chinatown waiting outside joy yees for a seat when this guy came up asking for money and told us he had AIDS. We gave him a fews bucks, and of course he asks us for another dollar, and then another and another..etc. Well one of my friends KEPT giving him more and more dollars on the sole reason that he was afriad that the guy would cut himself and get his blood over us. Then after we ate and left, we saw the same beggar walking around and my friend literally ran away he was from cali....those cali kids

hey fantasy,

try this next time....when you're walking down the street and notice a beggar coming your way about to ask for change....approach him first and beat him to the chase and ASK HIM if he has change he could spare for you

tattered jeans. yeah around that height. ALWAYS hangs outsides joy yee's.
to fc. i was sorta exaggeerating about the switchblade thing anyways. but if you're gonna get one, and you need to get your stab on if you need to defend yourself. dont stab in the chest or anything unless its a dire emergency. stab in the leg but not near the thighs or groins so much. take a good look at an anatomy layout of arteries. you don't wanna hit main ones... sorry to scare you. i never had to face this though yet..

i meant my violin bow

*throw rocks*

nah won't be there until late august for school. but i'm already getting the jitters, and its only june

ahh.. lucky.. i just helped a friend of mine get to Decatur, IL.. he almost got lost cuz he left the info i gave him at home.. so lucky i'm a good friend.. so i'm takin' it it's not ur 1st time there wherever ur going. is it that much of a diff. up there? or just new environment?

omg so during my chicago visit i somehow ended up in a ghetto zone while trying to find a subway station. (i wasn't alone, was with my parents thank goodness ). anyways, it was like around midnight right, and all of a sudden this old black man came running at us with his cup of money (apparently he thought we must have money cuz we all carried a large bag but thats cuz we're tourists ). first he started mumbling to my mom, and my mom started running saying "aiya! jieu ming ah!", then all three of us had to ran for a block until we lost him it was the scariest moment of my life there were also a group of drunk men and they started hitting on my mom! how do u handle this kind of situation? cuz this kind of stuff usually never happens in Florida

to fc. i was sorta exaggeerating about the switchblade thing anyways. but if you're gonna get one, and you need to get your stab on if you need to defend yourself. dont stab in the chest or anything unless its a dire emergency. stab in the leg but not near the thighs or groins so much. take a good look at an anatomy layout of arteries. you don't wanna hit main ones... sorry to scare you. i never had to face this though yet..

Who would care if FC stabs a hobo to death? She'd be doing society a service.

yah seriously dude.

oooh, FC carrying around a switchblade and some mace. sexy stuff.

chicago is going to turn her into a tough asian chick.

wouldn't be sexy if you ended up a vicitim. lucky for you, she has a rock with my name on it. -_-"

no way, im her sidekick.

pepper spray is good just to keep in handy if you get into tough situations

Who would care if FC stabs a hobo to death? She'd be doing society a service.

Should have offered him your body.

its not like hobos are waste of space and air

It's not like they contribute anything to society. They make it worse. The vast majority of them are insane. They ruin the mood/atmosphere of any environment they happen to be present in. They smell bad. Most just want your money for booze and drugs. It really pissed me off when hobos would hang around the lobby at my apartment. Just get the fu-k out please! For a while, they puked in the elevators on a daily basis. I've always hated them but that was just... too much.

^i want ra-MEN!

you know, this is the second time you mentioned that. i think its time for a new sig

lol how sweet, DR is always there for me

lets go stab Takashi

self-haters together

No you are not holding me at knife point and raping me, no

dun worry hun, i will not want to touch u

sure you can resist the nippon power?

u are only half

You dont falter under the hanguk power?

not at all

^thats also true. but for the ones that are not and actually dress "decent", they can find a job flipping burgers.

I would never set foot in a homeless shelter.

The hobos of Alberta didn't come about like the ones in Chicago. All of the mental institutes of Alberta are located in Ponoka yet there are a bunch of crazy hobos in Edmonton and Calgary(the only 2 major cities of Alberta).

Does the craziness set in prior to homelessness or after? Then again, who would choose to be homeless in a first world nation? You'd have to really piss off your family and friends and be a real fu-k-up for that to happen. For that, I have no sympathy.

not even a little bit?

o alrigh i'll falter this time for u

only this one time tho

takashi is trying to steal FC away from me

awww dun worry, I'll never leave u for that mixed breed

yeh CHINA POWER!!

I got cornered into a phone booth by a homeless d00d once.

choose to be homeless? oh yeah.. everyone is freaking waiting in line to be homeless and $hit blame most of the world then for being poor. they're pissing off they're family, are they not? in a lot of those cases they were clinically insane before homelessness. there is this mentality that poor people are poor because its all their faults, and that rich people are rich because they deserved it

takashi is trying to steal FC away from me

yeh CHINA POWER!!