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Jayson
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1.) You look older than you really are.
2.) You're racist.
3.) Your parents are scared of anyone that is black.
4.) Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks
5.) You know you're superior to other Asians.
6.) Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18.
7.) When you go out to buy clothes you have to buy them 3 sizes too big for you to grow in and for any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line.
8.) At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks.
9.) Guys: you sit on your butt all day.
10.) Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt.
11.) Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks.
12.) You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.
13.) Your parents think you're the worst kid.
14.) Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
15.) You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long.
16.) You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance.
17.) You show your Viet-pride to the fullest.
18.) You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
19.) While you are in Little Saigon, you always go to Phuoc Loc Tho where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store.
20.) You always take American friends to go to Bo 7 Mon (Seven courses of Beef) to amaze them with Vietnamese foods.
21.) There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.
22.) You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East.
23.) You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s.
24.) You're down for your crap.
25.) You're loyal to ALL your friends.
26.) You don't own an American car.
27.) Girls: You hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey, babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"
28.) Guys: You enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on. Hey, at least she touched you.
29.) You are the bomb at pool.
30.) You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
31.) You are always updated with the Asian style.
32.) Guys: You either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back.
You highlight your hair.
34.) You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides.
35.) You played the piano once in your life.
36.) You take 2 or more showers a day.
37.) Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents.
38.) After you come from the beach with a tan, they say that you look Cambodian.
39.) No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean.
40.) Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. After you told them hello and how are you doing in Vietnamese, they ask about the cuss words.
41.) Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects.
42.) You like Durian.
43.) When you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel.
44.) When your parents see that you get bad grades, they start lecturing about how they went through hell in school in Vietnam. They would say that they would have gotten whooped in the butt.
45.) Your parents always compare Vietnam and America.
46.) When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs.
47.) Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night.
48.) Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other.
49.) Guys: You love Acura Integras and 4-Runners.
50.) Your parents want you to be better than everyone else.
51.) Guys: you, one time in your life, had the regulation bowl cut.
52.) You ate 4 bowls of rice, then five minutes after, your parents ask you if you want to eat 4 more bowls.
53.) Your aunts always have a fro hair cut.
54.) Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps.
55.) In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room.
56.) You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen.
57.) Guys: You only go for only cute Asian girls.
58.) Girls: You went out with or liked someone named Minh.
59.) Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side.
60.) You only buy products made in Japan.
61.) Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese.
62.) You always have pounds of rice around the house.
63.) Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes.
64.) Your parents are attracted to the English words of: "99 cents" or "FREE."
65.) You collect all the coupons you can find.
66.) Your grandparents always give you money.
67.) Your parents know how to make Pho.
68.) You're taller than your parents.
69.) You have a computer.
70.) Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on.
71.) You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food .
72.) You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home.
73.) You can't date until you're 60.
74.) Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people.
75.) You like playing volleyball.
76.) You use your dishwasher to store clean dishes.
77.) Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness.
78.) You use the Eagle Oil.
79.) You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are.
80.) You, your little brother, your older brother, and your older brother's friend sleep together in the same bed.
81.) Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night".
82.) Your parents always buy Japanese automobiles.
83.) Your parents listen to the news from Vietnamese radio station either at home or in their car.
84.) Your parents always want to do business with Vietnamese only.
85.) Your parents want you to marry an educated person.
86.) Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.


embarassedlaugh.gif , so which ones do you agree or disagree with?
tqt
#21" There's Chinese in your family line somewhere" is a complete bull..........
SuPaDuPaFlY
As for me, these are the ones i somewhat agree with 12, 13, 14, 16, 22, 25, 26, 29, 36, 38, 39, 40, 43, 44, 45, 50, 51, 52, 56, 61, 62, 67, 68, 69, 74, 76, 85
kimmie`licious
sooo stereotypical. .buh soo true lols
LiL eSkImO eRiC
lol some are true and some are not true, I aint racsist lol and the ones that are similar..
Vi3T Ang3L
agree with some of it...not all
直隸總督
QUOTE
2.) You're racist.
3.) Your parents are scared of anyone that is black.
4.) Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks
5.) You know you're superior to other Asians.
Cevilgenius
If you have a computer... wdf...

-Norm
Hiroki
This applies to alot of Asians as well. embarassedlaugh.gif

I enjoy taking white friends out for pho and having them eat those tiny peppers. The look of desparation for something soothing for their tongues is classic. icon_smile.gif
G2k1boy
Some of them repeat themselves too
Jayson
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14.) Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
This one is so like my dad. embarassedlaugh.gif
vIeTpRidEs_wOrLdWiDe
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You can't date until you're 60


whoever puts this $hit up is so freaking dumb man !! icon_rolleyes.gif
DAI_VIET
14.) Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
Uhmm... what's a 4.5 nerds?

18.) You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
26.) You don't own an American car.
30.) You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
31.) You are always updated with the Asian style.
86.) Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.
So not true.

74.) Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people.
81.) Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night".
48.) Your parents always criticize you, criticize others, and criticize each other.
Some what true.

67.) Your parents know how to make Pho.
66.) Your grandparents always give you money.

So true.
G2k1boy
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 1 2004, 09:23 PM)
14.) Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
Uhmm... what's a 4.5 nerds?

18.) You go to Little Saigon once in a while or every weekend or everyday!
26.) You don't own an American car.
30.) You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
31.) You are always updated with the Asian style.
86.) Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.
So not true.

I think it means 4.5 GPA. And for me the anti-American car and casino's true icon_rolleyes.gif
DAI_VIET
4.5 GPA? I've never heard of any GPA that's higher than 4.0, unless that dude's a genius in everything or something.

LOL. You think the anti-American car and casino's true? I got to disagree yo! If I could buy a car, I'd get an American made one, and about the casino, my family never talks about any casino, nor does any Viet families that I know of.
Thanol
Some schools grade honors and AP classes on a 5 point GPA scale instead of a 4 point, so it is possible to get a 4.5 gpa.
G2k1boy
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 1 2004, 09:46 PM)
LOL. You think the anti-American car and casino's true? I got to disagree yo! If I could buy a car, I'd get an American made one,

LOL but would your parents get an American car? 90% sure they won't unless it's cheap or they had to.
vIeTpRidEs_wOrLdWiDe
most Vietnamese people i know dont buy american made cars ! beerchug.gif
sHoRti_bEbi
daymm so true
cept the 'you look older than you really are' ...umm.;. hmm i thought it was the other way round
WhoAmI
QUOTE (sHoRti_bEbi @ May 2 2004, 04:06 AM)
daymm so true
cept the 'you look older than you really are' ...umm.;. hmm i thought it was the other way round

i didnt read the rest but yeah the first one should be the other way around. it should be "you look younger than you really are". I'm in my third year in college and i still get people asking me what highschool i go to.
DaMo
QUOTE (tqt @ Apr 30 2004, 12:00 PM)
#21" There's Chinese in your family line somewhere" is a complete bull..........

Hey, fujisan_8 is a good example of that. icon_rolleyes.gif
ngo.ngochy
i was gonna comment on each one, but there's more i disagree with, then agree with!!
Knightmare
I don't like Durian..lol
DAI_VIET
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian?
ngo.ngochy
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian?

eek.gif n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it sure.gif
DAI_VIET
QUOTE (ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian?

eek.gif n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it sure.gif

Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What?
drunkenmonkey
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 03:10 AM)
QUOTE (ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian?

eek.gif n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it sure.gif

Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What?

durian is sầu riêng
ngo.ngochy
^ i think u miss a g.. tongue.gif confused.gif embarassedlaugh.gif
DAI_VIET
QUOTE (drunkenmonkey @ May 3 2004, 04:16 AM)
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 03:10 AM)
QUOTE (ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
QUOTE (DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian?

eek.gif n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it sure.gif

Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What?

durian is sầu riên

Hmmm... sounds familiar. So it's a fruit huh? Then why the hell did they capitalize "durian?" It's like capitalizing an "apple."

I almost though durian is some type of music band or person. embarassedlaugh.gif
drunkenmonkey
QUOTE (ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 03:19 AM)
^ i think u miss a g.. tongue.gif  confused.gif  embarassedlaugh.gif

my viet is not perfect ehehehhe

DaiViet:
wow you never eat sầu riêng before?
transtic
Personally, these ring true:

1.) You look older than you really are.
I've been mistaken for an 18 yr old since i was 15, recently my teacher thought I was 25...

8.) At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families...never blacks.
Yep

21.) There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.
Hell, I'm more Chinese than I am Viet, how can this not be true? :P

35.) You played the piano once in your life.
I took lessons when I was 5...

42.) You like Durian.
Hell yea!

50.) Your parents want you to be better than everyone else.
Because I am icon_smile.gif

62.) You always have pounds of rice around the house.
Hell yea, that goes for all Asians though.

68.) You're taller than your parents.
I'm taller than all midgets..

82.) Your parents always buy Japanese automobiles.
Yea, they do, so did I actually.. biggrin.gif

How funky!
siina
QUOTE
(drunkenmonkey @ May 3 2004, 04:16 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 03:10 AM)
(ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian? 


n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it 


Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What? 


durian is sầu riên 


Hmmm... sounds familiar. So it's a fruit huh? Then why the hell did they capitalize "durian?" It's like capitalizing an "apple."

I almost though durian is some type of music band or person.





haha thats durian! lol that pokey stinky fruit, but YUMMY!
Nam Quoc Son Ha
QUOTE (siina @ May 3 2004, 08:03 AM)
QUOTE
(drunkenmonkey @ May 3 2004, 04:16 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 03:10 AM)
(ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian? 


n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it  


Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What? 


durian is sầu riên 


Hmmm... sounds familiar. So it's a fruit huh? Then why the hell did they capitalize "durian?" It's like capitalizing an "apple."

I almost though durian is some type of music band or person.





haha thats durian! lol that pokey stinky fruit, but YUMMY!

No it is not stinky. I love the smell... except when you leave the stuff in the fridge long enough then it does start to smell.

People have no taste when saying that durian smells. It is not called the "king of the fruits" for nothing.
vIeTpRidEs_wOrLdWiDe
it aint stinky yo , u just cant eat it !! hahahaha beerchug.gif

and about the smell NQSH , bo? no' vo^ tu? dda' !! beerchug.gif
ngo.ngochy
QUOTE (vIeTpRidEs_wOrLdWiDe @ May 3 2004, 08:09 AM)
it aint stinky yo , u just cant eat it !! hahahaha beerchug.gif

c wat i'm talkin about sure.gif embarassedlaugh.gif

i dun like durian.. icon_sad.gif and thanh long 2..
DAI_VIET
QUOTE (siina @ May 3 2004, 08:03 AM)
QUOTE
(drunkenmonkey @ May 3 2004, 04:16 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 03:10 AM)
(ngo.ngochy @ May 3 2004, 04:04 AM)
(DAI_VIET @ May 3 2004, 04:00 AM)
Errr... stupid question, but what's a Durian? 


n u called urself Vietnamese? hehehe.. u know jackfruit?.. it's kinda like that.. but it stinks...n if u can't eat it, they said u dun kno how 2 eat it, not u dun like it  


Huh? What?

Let me get my Vietnamese dictionary out... <<<runs to the bookcase, 30 seconds later...>>>


What? 


durian is sầu riên 


Hmmm... sounds familiar. So it's a fruit huh? Then why the hell did they capitalize "durian?" It's like capitalizing an "apple."

I almost though durian is some type of music band or person.





haha thats durian! lol that pokey stinky fruit, but YUMMY!

Hmmm... I think we call it "mít" or am I wrong?

Isn't dorian "mít?"

And when you eat mit, you fart a lot, and it could spread in a radius of 20 feet, killing all living things around you. embarassedlaugh.gif
ngo.ngochy
durian is sầu riêng
jackfruit is mít
DAI_VIET
So mit is bigger than sau rieng right? Or is it the other way around?

Man, I need to go an Asian market someday.

embarassedlaugh.gif
Doan Du
mit fruit is much bigger than sau rieng fruit. 5:1 in size, sometimes even more.
sailador
hi everyone..i have been reading all of you guys posts for a while but never got the chance to register...but i finally did..and i think this forum is awesome..of course i am 100 percent vietnamese..and i am glad to be part of this great but very controversional forum!!!! :genius:
DragonMP
Chào Sailador !
AsiaFinest is a cool forum, you'll have fun here icon_wink.gif
DAI_VIET
QUOTE (sailador @ May 3 2004, 10:59 PM)
hi everyone..i have been reading all of you guys posts for a while but never got the chance to register...but i finally did..and i think this forum is awesome..of course i am 100 percent vietnamese..and i am glad to be part of this great but very controversional forum!!!! :genius:

Welcome dude. Although I have to warn you that there will be some harsh and funny ethnic battles on AF. So be prepared for it.


beerchug.gif
sailador
^^^..it is all good..i am up for the challenge..i am not a racist by all mean..but i will put in my 2 coppers..eekk..i think i have been playing way too much everquest
Saysua
I call myself a vietmican, a cross section between two culture, an odd ball in each culture.

And LOL, i have to say, 1/3 of the list applies to me.

Gotta print it out, thanks!
Byron
QUOTE (Saysua @ May 4 2004, 06:47 PM)
I call myself a vietmican, a cross section between two culture, an odd ball in each culture.

And LOL, i have to say, 1/3 of the list applies to me.

Gotta print it out, thanks!

Hmmmmm you say your a Vietimican.

Are you Vietnamese-Mexican?
Saysua
I'm a 100% viet, but cultural-wise its slashed in half between american and viet.
'scuse my make up term. Vietmican. icon_rolleyes.gif
DAI_VIET
QUOTE (Saysua @ May 4 2004, 07:13 PM)
'scuse my make up term. Vietmican. icon_rolleyes.gif

LOL. I've never heard of that word before. That's an exellent word to describe Vietnamese Americans. Vietmican. I think I'll use that word from now on to describe these dudes in here. embarassedlaugh.gif
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