CODE
/*
* Follow instructions!
* @param killC++ is used to establish Java's dominance!
* @param initializeMacroVirus this is the WMD used to beat C++ up!
* @param unleashMacroVirus this is just another playful anti-C++ stuffy stuff.
* Why don't you like C++? because.... no comment....
*/
import java.util.*;
public class JavaClub
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
public static final string ClubName = "Java Club";
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner (System.in);
System.out.print("Enter your name: ");
String name = keyboard.nextLine();
System.out.print("Enter your age: ");
int age = keyboard.nextInt();
System.out.print("Enter your programming background: ");
String background = keyboard.nextLine();
while (JavaClub != "gay")
{
try
{
Attack killC++Language = new killC++Language();
killC++Language.initializeMacroVirus();
killC++Language.unleashMacroVirus();
}
catch (C++'sDeadBody)
{
put (C++'sDeadBody + " into trash.")
}
}
}
}
* Follow instructions!
* @param killC++ is used to establish Java's dominance!
* @param initializeMacroVirus this is the WMD used to beat C++ up!
* @param unleashMacroVirus this is just another playful anti-C++ stuffy stuff.
* Why don't you like C++? because.... no comment....
*/
import java.util.*;
public class JavaClub
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
public static final string ClubName = "Java Club";
Scanner keyboard = new Scanner (System.in);
System.out.print("Enter your name: ");
String name = keyboard.nextLine();
System.out.print("Enter your age: ");
int age = keyboard.nextInt();
System.out.print("Enter your programming background: ");
String background = keyboard.nextLine();
while (JavaClub != "gay")
{
try
{
Attack killC++Language = new killC++Language();
killC++Language.initializeMacroVirus();
killC++Language.unleashMacroVirus();
}
catch (C++'sDeadBody)
{
put (C++'sDeadBody + " into trash.")
}
}
}
}
YAY! Programmers unite against the powerful C++ language. This club is a place to cultivate and proliferate our powerful programming skills to other newbie programmers. We welcome new and experienced alike. We can talk about anything new that has been coming up and etc...
I have programming experience in Visual Basic, I took Introduction into C++ at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and Java at Harvard University.
