Asia Finest Discussion Forum > WTF? Women found human penis in Ketchup bottle

YManchun

Mar 1 2005, 03:47 PM

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...08309142293B235

QUOTE

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

The family should sue the company. How the heck did the guy lose his penis the first place, and not have the rest of the world know about it?

Lao_Dreamer

Mar 1 2005, 03:49 PM

WTF?

GawtxJenny

Mar 1 2005, 03:49 PM

thats sick...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...thank god we don't use ketchup in our house hahah

Manun

Mar 1 2005, 03:55 PM

Old news. It wasnt a penis it was a fungus that had the shape of a penis.

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 03:58 PM

yep not a penis

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 04:07 PM

no matter what it was thats still some sick $hit

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM

ahahaha

wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM

QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM)

ahahaha

wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha

why would u put it in ur mouth again

2

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 04:19 PM

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM)

QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM)

ahahaha

wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha

why would u put it in ur mouth again

2

ahaha what? bite it off with my teeth ?

ahaha shiet wouldnt come off but you would bleed ahaha ewwww

nah i'll hire a hooker to cut it off

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 04:22 PM

hire a hooker huh? lol
is it too much meat for u to handle urself

SlantedVision

Mar 1 2005, 04:24 PM

that must suck for the guy who lost his penis.

machinist

Mar 1 2005, 04:27 PM

QUOTE (SlantedVision @ Mar 1 2005, 01:24 PM)

that must suck for the guy who lost his penis.

also sad for the man who lost his fungus

YManchun

Mar 1 2005, 04:30 PM

I'm disappointed it was actually a fungus.

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

Angeldust0164

Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM

^^ewwwwwwwww

PuyoPop

Mar 1 2005, 04:34 PM

QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 04:09 PM)

ahahaha

wait till someone cuts off ur penis locker ahha

lol, when I read that first I thought it was:

"wait till someone puts a penis in your locker".

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 04:35 PM

hey hey hey
there will be no penis going in this locker

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 05:58 PM

ahahahaha mine already went in

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 07:11 PM

^are u sure cuz ur where the wide reciever with ur tight end lol

PervertBurger

Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 07:43 PM

ahaha locker is gay

lockerom14

Mar 1 2005, 08:00 PM

QUOTE (LoNeLyDaIsUkE @ Mar 1 2005, 07:43 PM)

ahaha locker is gay

lol looks who's talking

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 08:02 PM

^ ahaha shuddup foo

AzNgIrL

Mar 1 2005, 08:05 PM

QUOTE (YManchun @ Mar 1 2005, 04:47 PM)

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...08309142293B235

QUOTE

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

The family should sue the company. How the heck did the guy lose his penis the first place, and not have the rest of the world know about it?

LoNeLyDaIsUkE

Mar 1 2005, 08:10 PM

^ unfair if i was a mod i would warn u

no 1 word comments

lovelyfart

Mar 1 2005, 09:04 PM

QUOTE (YManchun @ Mar 2 2005, 05:47 AM)

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...08309142293B235

QUOTE

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

The family should sue the company. How the heck did the guy lose his penis the first place, and not have the rest of the world know about it?

Remember the article about the man who got his testicle cut off and flushed by his ex? I think he finally found it.

AgentBach

Mar 1 2005, 09:24 PM

Ewww. She puts ketchup on her bread roll?

anyways. She should sue.

masterSI

Mar 2 2005, 08:53 AM

ahahah eww this is hilarious. maybe it started out as a prank? maybe its fake. lols.

Chino

Mar 2 2005, 09:44 AM

Nah... she didn't eat it... "luckily"... But her 2 sons and her husband did... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

Philio

Mar 2 2005, 10:15 AM

^^ its pretty sick

Angeldust0164

Mar 2 2005, 02:30 PM

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

DarkcaTT

Mar 2 2005, 04:51 PM

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

the penis couldn't go through the opening anyway, unless the dude was really tiny

Angeldust0164

Mar 2 2005, 04:58 PM

QUOTE (DarkcaTT @ Mar 2 2005, 04:51 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

the penis couldn't go through the opening anyway, unless the dude was really tiny

haha that would be even funnier....hahaha

lockerom14

Mar 2 2005, 05:05 PM

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 04:58 PM)

QUOTE (DarkcaTT @ Mar 2 2005, 04:51 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

the penis couldn't go through the opening anyway, unless the dude was really tiny

haha that would be even funnier....hahaha

no that wouldn't
it'll would be super messed up
come on think about it, ur born with a very tiny
shlong and bottles are the only action u can get. Ok so u finally learn to accept
being tiny and then u loss it somehow in a bottle of Ketchup bottle
tragic

ok ok your right that would be funny

DarkcaTT

Mar 2 2005, 05:08 PM

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 2 2005, 03:05 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 04:58 PM)

QUOTE (DarkcaTT @ Mar 2 2005, 04:51 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

the penis couldn't go through the opening anyway, unless the dude was really tiny

haha that would be even funnier....hahaha

no that wouldn't
it'll would be super messed up
come on think about it, ur born with a very tiny
shlong and bottles are the only action u can get. Ok so u finally learn to accept
being tiny and then u loss it somehow in a bottle of Ketchup bottle
tragic

ok ok your right that would be funny

lol, when you finally accept that you are small, you learn from your wife and from the pain that your penis is at a ketchup bottle. Then you are told that it went though the bottle's opening, so you realize you were very tiny....

Angeldust0164

Mar 2 2005, 05:10 PM

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 2 2005, 05:05 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 04:58 PM)

QUOTE (DarkcaTT @ Mar 2 2005, 04:51 PM)

QUOTE (Angeldust0164 @ Mar 2 2005, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE (PervertBurger @ Mar 1 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (lockerom14 @ Mar 1 2005, 04:32 PM)

dude that just sick if it was a c@ck
imagine it just sliding out and landing on ur fries
lol

funnnyyyyyyyy

haha i still laugh at this

2

2 but still thats sick

the penis couldn't go through the opening anyway, unless the dude was really tiny

haha that would be even funnier....hahaha

no that wouldn't
it'll would be super messed up
come on think about it, ur born with a very tiny
shlong and bottles are the only action u can get. Ok so u finally learn to accept
being tiny and then u loss it somehow in a bottle of Ketchup bottle
tragic

ok ok your right that would be funny

2

2 hahaha

Jun

Mar 3 2005, 12:42 AM

QUOTE (YManchun @ Mar 1 2005, 03:47 PM)

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...08309142293B235

QUOTE

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

The family should sue the company. How the heck did the guy lose his penis the first place, and not have the rest of the world know about it?

oh so THATS where it went, i've been looking forever

lockerom14

Mar 3 2005, 02:13 AM

I remember a while back Heinz Ketchup had a slogan saying "Good things come to those who wait."
Now who would of thought after all this waiting this what u get lol

shiro

Mar 3 2005, 02:16 AM

I wonder if this is a case like those peeping neighbours

"we were so horrified that there was a penis in our ketchup, that we stared at it for 15 minutes before complaining to anyone"

Chino

Mar 3 2005, 02:22 AM

Maybe it's their... salestricks.. buy one ketchup bottle and get one hot dog for free...

EDIT: fu-k

lockerom14

Mar 3 2005, 02:22 AM

QUOTE (shiro @ Mar 3 2005, 02:16 AM)

I wonder if this is a case like those peeping neighbours

"we were so horrified that there was a penis in our ketchup, that we stared at it for 15 minutes before complaining to anyone"

I would of slapped those Neighbors with a countersuit so fast it would of made there binoculars (or telescope w/e they used) spin

I feel bad for the husband who thought it was a c@ck in there cause he actually ate some of the ketchup. I can only imagine what was going thru his mind

shiro

Mar 3 2005, 02:25 AM

Especially with the kids having it too.

Kid: "Daddy, what's in my ketchup?"
Dad: "@#!$$@!#!@$!@#!@$!@#!@$#!@# I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE SOME OF THAT !@$#@$ TOO!!!"

lockerom14

Mar 3 2005, 02:32 AM

how many times do the husband puked

shiro

Mar 3 2005, 02:34 AM

if I found a penis in my ketchup
someone would die

they could not write a number big enough to pay me off

lockerom14

Mar 3 2005, 02:38 AM

it is sick as hell but its kinda of like those boats u see inside bottles
it makes you wonder how in the hell did that get in there lol

I agree tho I would be on a rampage if a found a c@ck anywhere near or in something I was gonna put in my mouth

shiro

Mar 3 2005, 02:41 AM

someone told me they hold the bottle sideways, and heat the bottom, while holding the boat against the neck
like what you do with an egg

hahaha
I forget who told me that, but that's retarded
if it worked, it would destroy the boat

but really, how DO they get the boat inside?
make the bottle around the boat?
makes no sense...

lockerom14

Mar 3 2005, 06:42 PM

QUOTE (shiro @ Mar 3 2005, 02:41 AM)

someone told me they hold the bottle sideways, and heat the bottom, while holding the boat against the neck
like what you do with an egg

hahaha
I forget who told me that, but that's retarded
if it worked, it would destroy the boat

but really, how DO they get the boat inside?
make the bottle around the boat?
makes no sense...

I really dont know how they do it either
its a mystery kinda of like whats the main ingredient in spam
they say its pork but I have my doubts lol

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