A vietnamese woman called 911 and said that her husband physically abused her. A police officer came to her apartment and wrote the report. She does not speak much English therefore, word by word, the Policeman carefully wrote down every single thing the Vietnamese woman told him. Later a Vietnamese guy translated the report to Vietnamese.



- My husband threats hit see my mother so many times

- Ông chồng tôi hâm đánh thấy mẹ tôi đã nhiều lần



- But today he out hand hit me see my grandmother 2

- Nhưng hôm nay ổng ra tay đánh tôi thấy mụ nội tôi luôn



- Everyday, I make cow cakes, pig skin cakes for him 2

- Ngày nào, tôi cũng làm bánh bò, bánh da lợn cho ổng ăn



- But he told me that I don't know how to make any handicapped pants 2

- Nhưng ông bảo rằng tôi không biết làm cái quần què gì hết



- Day and night, I only know how to watch ship movies 2

- Ngày và đêm, tôi chỉ biết coi phim tàu mà thôi



- He said "I am sky horse"

- Ông ấy bảo "tôi là đồ thứ ngựa trời"



- Everyday, I bring I disagree go hit cards eat money with a bunch of female horses in the neighborhood

- Ngày nào, tôi cũng xách đít đi đánh bài ăn tiền với mấy con ngựa cái ở xóm



- He forbids me to bring those female ghosts home no more

- Ổng cấm tôi mang mấy con quỹ cái đó đến nhà nữa



- Because they have too many stories and like say ugly people different

- Vì họ nhiều chuyện và thích nói xấu người khác



- My husband thinks he is delicious!

- Ông chồng tôi tưởng ổng ngon lắm!



- His friends are a bunch of buffalo heads and horse faces

- Bạn của ổng toàn là bọn đầu trâu mặt ngựa



- Everyday they bring their empty asses to my house eat, drink, play guitar and fart everywhere

- Ngày nào họ cũng xách đít không đến nhà tôi ăn, nhậu, đàn địt um xùm



- I testicle him go out the street and the truck run over break his head roll to the walk side with the eyes still blinking

- Tối dái cho ổng có ngày ra đường bị xe cam nhông cán đứt đầu lăng vô lề mà hai con mắt còn chớp chớp.



- He angry and hit me

- Ổng giận giữ và đánh tôi



A backup police calls the policeman and asks if everything is ok.


The policeman said, "Man, you should have heard this crazy woman. If I were her husband I would beat the hell out of her too"

I have noticed about you is that you often post a topic in the Vietnamese chat in which your intention is to ridicule us. The last time it was the Vietnamese national anthem this time is this topic.

I and many Vietnamese members in here do not buy your "It's-only-a-joke-I-do-not-know-that-you-can't-take-it" facade. You don't know how foolish your behaviour is.

Are ethnic chinese like you and Rappapa so bitter at us because we deported you out in 1979 like we sweep a bunch of ants on the floor?

Why are you so negatived toward me? I mean no harm to any of the Viet members in here. I respect them just like any members in here AF.

this joke had been passing from a lot of Viet members. I thought I posted it up here for fun.

Take a look at this joke original from this Vietnamese web site

http://community.vietfun.com/showthread.ph...+my+grandmother

WTF was that about,?

it is hard for me to explain, but if you understand the language very well, you'll feel it is very funny.

LOL it's funny

yeah very confusing for me

supernovasp

can you explain it to Vuong ???

it's just literal translation of Vietnamese, which is usually completely off the meaning of it

Lost in Translation hahahaha

its soooooooooo funny i forgot to laugh

Hey go to hell okiee?

Đụ Mẹ Mày pls

I think I'll agree with ya tqt.

Cha'n...it's no insult to the vietnamese language, why do you people take it so seriously? It's really funny actually, there are some words that's ridiculous translated litterally 2
Nuances, slangs, double meanings etc...makes language colorful and fun!

some people take it too serioslu bcuz they are just suspicious of everyone that's not like them...I wish I could understand it...I'm sure it's funny cuz I've seen some seriously funny jokes of stuff getting translated from spanish to english and it's all a mess lol

yah its really funny thats why i really fu-king freaking forgot to laugh...eh

serious guys , its nothing , its just a very very good translation from English to Viet . Dont take it the hard way

^ur one of the sane ones....man I wish I could read it! lol

I definitely believe that a VietWoman has an afair with a BlackForeignerGuy. Thats why her husband jelous and so mad to attack on her. If has no that reason why is happened!!! Her husband has too small peanut...

and then the baby came out to be cambodian....and that cambodian baby grow up to be rockheart...and now he's making this story public to af

hahaha , dont mind Rockheart , hes not normal like all of us here (mental problem)

"small peanut"

aww...poor rockheart.

rockheart who should have been braveheart if it werent for him being being born to a mishap family...but rock is good...its strong and durable and tough like brave.....i got it between my legs when i see a really fine girl....go rockhard....be braveheart

leave RockHeart alone you guys he's special

Haha, thats soo true vietnamese plus black end up looking alot like cambodians

There is nothing funny about domestic abuse.

Not all. I used to have a friend who's dad was Vietnamese & mom was black and she looked like a mix between a light chinese and a light mexican..but then again her mom had real light skin too so yeah..

But if that is Not happen!! Why did the husband abuse his lovely wife without reason??? It must be something is making him giving up...Even me cant beat my sweet heart like that crazy man did...So. I believe that night he had no food to eat...Must be hungry. Banana...Long and big banana...


RH,

First time ever I've met a kid who's dad was Vietnamese and mom was black two weeks ago. He looks like a typical Dominican to me AHHAHA.

well not exactly vietnamese - cambodians but they do resemble the typical khmer

IMAGE URL:

http://www.amerasianworld.com/filipino_amerasians/amerasian2.jpg

They aren't Black/Viet mixes. Why did you put filipino amerasians up?

well not exactly vietnamese - cambodians but they do resemble the typical khmer.. I had problems finding a Viet- black mix...


Black + Viet mix

These Chinese/Jamaican mixes pretty much look Khmer.. I got it from the Chinese Jamaican thread.. http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...opic=12786&st=0

whoever they are i cant see em....i just see their teeth and clothes and hats...quit posting faceless pictures....ahahah

beside have sex all day, dumb and short vietnamese alway create problems

And an Cambodian mixed with black ends up still looking Cambodian. It must be the negrito features on Cambodians.

fil-am,
are you still bitter about your defeat? you want a rematch 2

Bitter about what, I don't care what an dirty khmer like you thinks about my spanish influenced filipino culture.

LAWL RUFFLE!!! aww...he's still bitter.. if you want to pick a fight with a khmer. you need to pick on one who's you're own size like me LOL i am the lieutenant. you are picking on the low ranking khmer members.

I could tell these guys where flip without even thinking 2 2 2

Pervetburger said they were half-filipino and half-black Amerasians. Don't you sound retarded, but calling an khmer retarded isn't really an insult because its true.

The only dirty people around here are FLIPS.
FLIPS girls in my neighbourhood sleep around with everyone
One time this teeny bopper flip came into my mums shop and stole condoms, I didn't stop her though.....



Half-black LOL

They look like pure FLIPS to me
lol, the only retard i see in these forums is you FLIP

edit : sp

Lol, the flip fil-am is logged of
He was trying to post before but couldn't think of a rebuttal
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