http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-SGqiThbg...feature=related

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_count...umber_of_troops

Flag State↓ Active↓ Reserve↓ Paramilitary↓ Total↓ Total per 1000 capita↓ Active per 1000 capita↓

People's Republic of China China[38] A 3,440,000 1,200,000 4,100,000 8,740,000 6.5 2.6
North Korea North Korea[38] A 1,106,000 4,700,000 189,000 5,995,000 249.3 46
Vietnam Vietnam[215][216] 484,000 5,000,000 508,000 5,992,000 68 5.5
India India[86][87][88] A 1,414,000 1,800,000 1,300,300 4,514,300 3.8 1.2
Russia Russia[162][163][164] A 1,037,000 2,400,000 359,100 3,796,100 26.7 7.3
Iran Iran[91][92] 550,000 125,000 3,000,000 3,675,000 49.5 7.4
South Korea South Korea[178] 540,000 3,000,000 39,500 3,579,500 71.9 10.8
United States United States[208][209][210] A 1,473,900 1,458,500 453,000 3,385,400 10.9 4.8
Brazil Brazil[23][24] 371,000 1,600,000 434,122 2,405,122 12.5 1.9
Republic of China Republic of China (Taiwan)[38] 290,000 1,653,500 22,000 1,965,500 85.4 12.6
Pakistan Pakistan[148] A 650,000 528,000 302,000 1,480,000 8.7 3.8
Ukraine Ukraine[205] 148,000 1,000,000 112,500 1,260,500 27.3 3.2
Cuba Cuba[42] 46,000 39,000 1,146,500 1,231,500 109.9 4.1
Egypt Egypt[51][52] 450,000 254,000 405,000 1,109,000 14.4 5.8
Turkey Turkey[200][201][202] 540,000 352,000 183,000 1,075,000 15 7.6
Indonesia Indonesia[89][90] 400,000 400,000 207,000 1,007,000 4.4 1.7

Most Prolific Masturbator of the World

SoCal (noun)

1. An acronym standing for

Stupid
Overseas
Chinese
American
Loser

2. An infamous Chinese masturbator and spammer

Person A: "Hey, did you see some mentally retarded Vietnamese guy spammed like 100 threads per day?"

Person B: "That is not a Vietnamese guy! That is a mentally retarded Chinaman named SoCal!"