I am a writing a funny song for my friend's birthday. He is Vietnamese-American so I am trying to say the following phrases in Vietnamese where he will understand them. I've tried to look on the internet for the translation so let me know if what I have written is correct.
Thanks,
Reid
How are you / How's it going - Co khoe khong
I miss you so much - Toi nho ban lam
I am horny - dam tac ??? (this is supposed to be the humorous line). Or "yum yum"
If the correct way to say these is slang, I want to make sure he would understand them.