someone please tell me the story in this discussion?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fm_IoxxUmpQ


i'd like to know what they are talking about

They're arguing about who's penises are smaller. eventually they come to the conclusion japanese men possess the smallest d!cks, they then kiss and make up

Yeah thats what my japanese friend says too,i hired a translator for your sake and he gave me the same thing as well like what ino had said.

Okay so the REAL translation is something along these lines;

The Chinese and Koreans are bogged down in historical disputes (Koreans claim Confucius was Korean, and China claiming Kogruyo based on modern boundries), especially with respect to the actions of Korean levies in the Japanese military in China and Vietnam.

The conclusion is that it's probably best that the Koreans and Chinese fight each other so that they don't rag on Japan.

Do Japanese really get a hard on when they see Chinese and Koreans duke it out?

They find it silly because they think they're better than both of us. I can tell you they're right in at least one respect.

Seriously, this stuff is all a distraction. We all know what's going to happen in the end. I mean, it's really not much of a contest.

The thread title is retarded. It's Japanese TV laughing at Korea for claiming Confucius to be a Korean. What has it to do with China?

and they're also laughing at china because china is claiming Goguryeo was chinese